It seems of late that we can’t swing a cat without being reported to the RSPCA. We can’t tell our favourite, Englishman, Irishman, Scottishman jokes without being reprimanded, and we can’t sing our nursery rhymes without being declared offensive.
With all this political correctness around, many newspapers and magazines are erring on the side of caution making news quite boring indeed. But does this have to infiltrate the party atmosphere?
The short answer is no. Here at Cheeky Events, we’re aware that we may be a political pundits dream. On the surface it does seem as though we throw away the political correctness rule book and throw caution to the wind. It’s true, we probably do, but there’s a reason for this.
We deliver the services that are cheeky, tongue in cheek, that turn the other cheek because it’s what you want.
The Rules of a Cheeky Event
We’re open minded, we’re laid back, we’re happy and we love a good party. More than that we want to make sure yours go with a bang. If you’re choosing us you’re expecting a bit of banter and camaraderie and as long as things don’t get out of hand, we’re all up for that.
All for One and One for All
Of course we don’t tolerate abuse, violence or any form of assault. In fact people would be a fool to try have you seen the men with muscles on our books? We do tolerate a blinking good time in whatever guise you’d like, following your own sense of humour and forgetting about the politically correct world outside.
• If you love a bit of Page 3, you’ll love Cheeky Events
• If you love a muscled torso, you need a naked butler in your life
• If you could benefit from a shorter than average but larger than life dwarf, we’ve got just the man
• And if you’d like to relive a Benny Hill sketch at your party, we can make it happen.
Lighten Up, Laugh and Live a Little More
We are also extremely discreet which doesn’t mean we hide anything sordid. It simply means that if you like a laugh and a joke that others outside could find offensive, we won’t repeat a word. What happens at your event stays at your event, until your guests tag you on Facebook of course.
Take a Tour and See Just How Cheeky You Can Be
You’ll be surprised how many people would love to enjoy life without being politically correct but wouldn’t host a cheeky even of your own. Widen your mind a little when you book our gorgeous women and muscly men as that reserved, well-spoken guest may just become the life and soul of the party.
There’s one thing for sure when booking with us, you will let your hair down and you will have a night to remember, for all the right reasons.
Now where’s the Sun newspaper?