Midgets for Hire – Rent a Dwarf

Dwarf hire – also known as rent a midget, but the word midget is not considered PC. For all your corporate and social events, stag and hen nights and birthdays.

Cheeky Events are one of the very few agencies that can provide you male or female dwarfs for rent. What you need them for, or would like to them to do, is entirely up to you (within reason of course!). Our clients often use them for promotions, singograms or as waiters or even for wind-ups.

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You can hire one or more little people. Have them dress in a themed outfit to match your occasion, or event. Alternatively, just have them wear their normal street clothes. However, please remember that although our dwarfs are for hire, they are people too. They must be treated with an acceptable level of respect and dignity throughout their time with you. These people are professionals and are doing a job so equal respect is required. So no dwarf throwing please gentleman, we are not in Wolf of Wall Street. Depending on the service you wish them to perform there may be additional costs. Because you may be expected to cover any travel expenses, entry tickets or food/drink costs while they are part of your group or party.


Dwarf and Midget hire – From £100 p/hr (usually with a min 3 hr booking)

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Areas Covered

Although we offer dwarf and midget rental in London, we also cover the whole of the UK. Including: Bath, Bristol, Exeter, Gloucester, Plymouth, Swindon, Bournemouth, Brighton, Guildford, Kent, Milton Keynes. Oxford, Portsmouth, Reading, Southampton, Cambridge, Essex, Ipswich, Luton. Norwich, Birmingham, Coventry, Stoke, Derby, Leicester, Nottingham, Lancashire, Liverpool, Manchester. Bradford, Hull, Leeds, Sheffield, York, Middlesbrough, Newcastle. Surrey, Sunderland, Aberdeen, Dundee, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Inverness, Cardiff, Swansea, Belfast, Cork and Dublin.

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