Rent a Dwarf for Your Upcoming Event

Cheeky Events are one of the very few agencies that can provide you male or female dwarfs for hire across the length and breadth of the UK. Dwarfs are a spectacle to add to any corporate event, private party or pre-nuptial celebrations. Our midget hire service is popular for stag and hen doos as it’s a funny addition to your night. Whether you are planning a trip around town or are staying ‘In, In’ our friendly and professional dwarfs will bring belly laughs to your party.

What will my midget/ dwarf do?

What you need them for, or would like to them to do, is entirely up to you (within reason of course!). Our clients often hire dwarfs for product promotions, singograms or as waiters at corporate events or private parties. If you’re thinking about midget hire for your hen or stag we do employ dwarf strippergrams to add a little extra cheekiness to the celebrations. 

Have them dress in a themed outfit to match your occasion, or event. Going fancy dress? Obvious choices are Snow White and the Seven Dwarves  – how about having your midget dress as the princess and the lads become the dwarfs? Some more ideas here. We’ve seen it all even Oompa Loompa’s at weddings!

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It’s all light-hearted and about having fun, but please remember that although our dwarfs are for hire, they are people too. They must be treated with an acceptable level of respect and dignity throughout their time with you. These people are professionals and are incredible performers who are doing a job, so equal respect is required. So no dwarf throwing please gentleman, we are not in Wolf of Wall Street. Depending on the service you wish them to perform there may be additional costs. Because you may be expected to cover any travel expenses, entry tickets or food/drink costs while they are part of your group or party.

We can discuss potential extra costs that you may need to consider when you enquire. Our Cheeky Events planning team have heard every wild idea you could imagine so there’s nothing we can’t assist with so please disclose in your enquiry message so we can find the best man or woman for the job. 

Need some more ideas – check out our cheeky blog with some out of the box midget hire ideas.

How many dwarfs do I need to hire?

You can hire a single midget for your booking or as many as you wish. If you are enquiring for a corporate event we can facilitate large bookings. From a full service waitering team for your upcoming staff shindig to a small promotion team to entertain your guests. Perhaps you’re having a cottage stay hen and want buff butlers but with a little twist – why not mix it up and add midget hire alongside your Buff Butler team of hunks. 

Prices

Dwarf and Midget hire cost start from £100 p/hr. Bookings usually work on a basis of a minimum of a 3 hour slot. There are some cases where we can do smaller minimum time bookings, so don’t be put off if this doesn’t fit into your part plans. There may be some travel and events costs associated. Please ensure you detail your requirements in your enquiry message so that we can provide you with the most detailed quote as possible. Get your quote today by completing our quick and easy enquiry form:

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Areas Covered

A lot of our dwarf and midget rental bookings are in London. However, we do cover the whole of the UK. From the capital to the most obscure corners of the countryside. Including: Bath, Bristol, Exeter, Gloucester. Plymouth, Swindon, Bournemouth, Brighton, Guildford, Kent, Milton Keynes. Oxford, Portsmouth, Reading, Southampton, Cambridge, Essex. Ipswich, Luton. Norwich, Birmingham, Coventry, Stoke, Derby, Leicester, Nottingham, Lancashire, Liverpool, Manchester. Bradford, Hull, Leeds, Sheffield, York, Middlesbrough, Newcastle. Surrey, Sunderland, Aberdeen, Dundee. Edinburgh, Glasgow, Inverness, Cardiff, Swansea, Belfast, Cork and Dublin. There may be travel costs associated in your booking if you are in a location which we do not have immediate cover. It’s all part of the booking discussion so pop us an enquiry today.